Roofio

Berry Park has the potential to get super hip. Check it out the next time you're in the unclaimed territory between Williamsburg and Greenpoint. And check out my latest review for The L!

*Photo Credit: Berry Park

Out of the House

Seriously, I went easy on this guy. I had a midnight attack of conscience and deleted a paragraph where I called the manager by name and demanded his resignation from the food service industry. My review of Su Casa for The L.

*Photo Credit: Adam "Witchcraft" Au

Insane in the Jane

Herein lies my review of the Jane Hotel bar. Straight out of an undead fairytale, this is what the heights of New York nightlife can be. Highly recommended!

Garden of A**holes

In this, my latest bar review for The L, the kickass editors don't touch my work and I get hostile about shoddy service and balls. Check it out!

Photo Credit: Adam "Ricochet" Au

Hotttttt Pixxxxxx

Here's a picture of my Uncle Bob with a camel:



Did you know that the Safe Haven Law in Nebraska has no age limit, so people from all over the country bring their unruly teens and drop them off at hospitals and firehouses? I guess it's better than Option Number One:


This is a very nice picture that I took of an old lady having a conversation with an even older lady. You can see more of my handiwork on my Flickr page:


Here's a shot of me looking great. My friend Travis took it before he got all French and moved to France. Do any artists out there need a muse? I've got to be someone's muse before my spine curvature ossifies.

SHITSHOW

was my original title for my review of Superdive for The L. Check it out!




*Photo Credit: Adam "Fancy Man" Au

TREE!!!

This is my interview with Tree, a bartender at the Stonewall Inn, for Metromix New York. This guy had incredible stories, was like 7 feet tall, and looked 50 years old at 70, despite having spent his youth fighting in riots and doing lines in the bathroom of the Crisco Disco with Robin Williams. Seriously this is why I live in New York.

*Photo Credit: Kelly Neal