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Here's a picture of my Uncle Bob with a camel:



Did you know that the Safe Haven Law in Nebraska has no age limit, so people from all over the country bring their unruly teens and drop them off at hospitals and firehouses? I guess it's better than Option Number One:


This is a very nice picture that I took of an old lady having a conversation with an even older lady. You can see more of my handiwork on my Flickr page:


Here's a shot of me looking great. My friend Travis took it before he got all French and moved to France. Do any artists out there need a muse? I've got to be someone's muse before my spine curvature ossifies.

SHITSHOW

was my original title for my review of Superdive for The L. Check it out!




*Photo Credit: Adam "Fancy Man" Au

TREE!!!

This is my interview with Tree, a bartender at the Stonewall Inn, for Metromix New York. This guy had incredible stories, was like 7 feet tall, and looked 50 years old at 70, despite having spent his youth fighting in riots and doing lines in the bathroom of the Crisco Disco with Robin Williams. Seriously this is why I live in New York.

*Photo Credit: Kelly Neal