Professionally Drunk

In case you can't get enough of me, here's my latest bar review for The L Magazine! (Photo credit: the illustrious Adam Au)

Promotion! Promotion!

Heeb Magazine's Storytelling is tomorrow night! You should go if you're in the New York area. I can't go because I'm going to yet another exclusive, fancy magazine industry party (for the free booze/quirkily charming dark haired dudes with media jobs), but it will be a good time. My friend Brenna will be there and she's pretty cute.

Low Point

I don't know why I thought a 450 person hotbox would be a good place to make industry contacts, but I went to the High Times Magazine 4/20 celebration on Monday. The only business card I left with was a for a girl who sold hydroponic robots in Vancouver. (Life) lesson learned.

Rites of Spring

Here's a picture of my dog, Martin Van Buren, making out with another dog who is wearing sunglasses. Hail NYC.

Best of The Best!--Lizzi and Ryan Get Married, 4/4/09

Best Quote: "Bring us those black babies! We love them!" --Laurie Nuell



Best Speech: Mary Block, Maid of Honor




Best Dance: The Dancing Weiss Girls, "This Will Be"



**Honorable Mention: Chris Block, "Billie Jean"

Best Face: beardless Matty Berkowitz



Best Threat: Andy Pesant to dude Genevieve was talking to:

AP: "Do you have a job?"
Guy: "Yes."
AP: "Do you have dental?"
Guy: "Yes."
AP: "Good. Because I'm going to punch you in the face."

Postcards from JB

I submitted two emails that my mom sent me to the website Postcards From Yo Momma, and they both made it on! One of them, "Don't Worry About Me," is the #8 most popular! Go on the site and vote for them! Big ups, JB!

Here are direct links to my mom's emails, and some back story:

Don't Worry About Me

My mom was trying to guilt me and Gen into picking her up from the airport. It worked!

This is Your Family Honey

I told my mom I was depressed because a cute coworker was leaving the office, and she reminded me how much worse off I could be. Paul had to put Blackie in the freezer 'til he could take her to the pet cemetary on his lunch break. (The names were changed on the site to protect the guilty.) Mama's big time!