Something in the Air

Pull out the coats, kids! The chilly nip of fall and of fiscal armageddon are upon us. Chin up, Barney Frank.

Just So You Know

Today in the bathroom of my new, shiny workplace I was reading a can of Oust. This is what the warning label of any can of Oust in the US will tell you:

There's nothing before or after this instruction about birds of any kind. So you know, make sure to remove all of your previously unacknowledged birds.

What?

Then there's this, which I won't get into:


Come on. Gross. Oust needs some major rebranding.

Unnerving, Violent

Why are stewardesses always hacking away at a block of ice in the back of planes? Do airlines buy their ice in one big chunk?

xoxo

Just Throw On Any Old Rag

I'm very ill-at-ease about the dress code at my new place of work. Not enough jobs require complete sartorial overhauls.

Working Girl

Today was my first day at my new job. If you're wondering how many times I spilled food on myself, it's 3.