Can we talk about how annoying bathroom attendants are? I never bring my wallet with me to the bathroom because I don't plan on paying for anything. Then the whole time I'm in there I'm dreading the imminent awkward moment after I wash my hands when I take the towel handed to me and say "thank you"--mostly to the floor--then leave as quickly as I can without taking a mint or spraying on aerosol deodorant like I want to because I know those things are for the people who give the attendant a dollar and not for cheap selfish assholes like myself.
Also, as a bathroom attendant, you must know that your job is the most pointless one on earth outside of MC Hammer's entourage.
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